| What has happened since 14 January? I'm not really sure and I can't remember anything.
I feel like I'm delusional all the time.
I'M CONNECTING TO THE INTERNET WITH MY MIND.
"What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with everybody in this crazy place?!
Answer me, can't you talk, can't you move?"
"Elegy" is my favorite Twilight Zone episode. |
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| A substantial part of my diet consists of worms, nuts and berries, as well as digging out the occasional wasp nest.
Yum. |
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Here's three-cheers to all the wasted space, missed opportunities, and above all, the steady decline in my thought process as of late. Irony tends to collect, you see, but nothing like all the cliche, overdone faux-metaphors that I find myself growing out of before they happen. |
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I am a camel, I've got a hump.
I save my breakfast in my hump, so I don't have to eat nothing for the rest of the day.
I eat shredded wheat.
I eat 10 every morning.
That's why I'm so strong.
And that's why you never see me yawning.
I AM SUPER. |
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